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Dashing To The Gym

from Spend Your Christmas With Us by Trebuchet

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    70 Page sheet music book of every song on our album "Spend Your Christmas With Us". Hand numbered. Limited Edition - only 30 made!

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    12" Vinyl LP version of our album. Comes in black in a beautifully printed full color inner sleeve.
    Shipping out on or around November 30, 2018.

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lyrics

364 days of the year, I’m lifting. Gotta keep myself in shape for a night of gifting.
You might think I’m overweight, I’m fully aware of that - But kindly remind yourself that muscle weighs more than fat.
It’s not an easy job: being Christopher Kringle. Gotta eat some vegetables instead of popping Pringles. Drop a couple million gifts in under 20 minutes. You should see me do deadlifts. My form is just the sickest.

Warm up - Stretch - Curls - Hydrate - Protein Bar - Stretch - Sauna… Lemme head to the Gym.

Mrs. Clause is my spotter at the North Pole. The sweetest lady in charge of keeping me swole.
You might think I’m overweight, I’m fully aware of that - But kindly remind yourself that muscle weighs more than fat.
It’s not an easy job: being Christopher Kringle. Gotta eat some vegetables instead of popping Pringles. Drop a couple million gifts in under 20 minutes. You should see me do deadlifts. My form is just the sickest. It’s not an easy task: to be Old Saint Nick. Gotta have linebacker speed; I keep my calves hella thick. Fig Newtons, Oreos!? Who are these freakin’ rookies? Christmas Eve is my cheat day. Load up on milk and cookies.

Shortbread - Chocolate Chip - Snickerdoodle - Peanut Butter - Linzer - Gingersnap - Oatmeal - Basic Sugar - Thumbprint - Chocolate - Palmier - Fortune - Fortune - Biscotti - Fortune - Lemme head to the Gym.

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from Spend Your Christmas With Us, released November 30, 2018

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Trebuchet Petaluma, California

Many years of studying and working on various other musical projects together have afforded its members a strong musical chemistry: one that has helped them achieve a level of honesty on their second album, Volte-Face, which reflects the two years of drastic change in the life of lyricist Eliott Whitehurst that inspired it. ... more

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